Total Medals Earned: 118 (From 34 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,290 Points
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 5/7 (65/215 points)
Complete the "Solitaire" mode
Complete "Solitaire" on hardcore
Complete the "Freecell" mode
Complete "Freecell" on hardcore
Complete the "Spider" mode
Complete "Spider" on hardcore
Unlock all achievements!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (185/285 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/80 points)
Get a passing score on the first stage
Get a passing score in the tutorial
Get a passing score on the second stage
Get a passing score on the third stage
Medals Earned: 2/10 (30/290 points)
Learn a valuable lesson about fire safety.
Run out of time.
Crush yourself with a rock, you must.
It's a long way down.
Become king of the schoolyard.
Get creative with fishing.
Obtain the ultimate weapon.
Kill everyone.
Ruin everyone's life without killing anything.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)
Beat the game.
Play the game. Thank you btw :)
Train as either Sonic or Super Sonic.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (100/100 points)
You did not get the anvil at the end of the game
You got the anvil at the end of the game
Win on easy difficulty
Win on normal difficulty
Win on hard difficulty
Medals Earned: 7/15 (180/425 points)
You checked out the full game on Steam, and hopefully wishlist!
You watched our trailer on YouTube, and were thoroughly impressed!
You follow us on Twitter, or X as Elon calls it
You checked the credits, and we thank you for it!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Interested in guessing state symbols?
You've successfully guessed the answer to a challenge!
You've successfully guessed the answer to five challenges!
You've successfully guessed the answer to ten challenges!
You've successfully guessed the answer to 25 challenges!
You've successfully guessed the answer to 50 challenges! That's also how many states we have..
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/120 points)
Complete the first hole!
Win every hole and Unlock Tournament Mode!
Get bogey on every hole. At least you're consistently awful.
Get at least par on all holes. You're playing like a ghost pro.
Beat par on all holes. Your score is six feet under.
Win the full tournament. You just won't stay dead.
Get on average Par on tournament. A perfectly lifeless performance.
Under par for the whole tournament. Wow you are great.
A hole in one—your game is to die for.
Get average of bogey on the tournament. Not terrible
You took more then 50 shots to finish a hole....
Complete the fourth hole!